4th roar [video + action for anyone anywhere apparently ]

[adamant]

[ The camera feed opens to reveal...Jigglypuffs.



Yes indeedy, all of Leon's team have been ~*~magically~*~ transformed into Jigglypuffs. The first one opens its mouth, cawing like a Skarmory. The second one rumbles out in an Onix's deep bass. The third just kind of...rolls there, making wet noises. And the fourth looks positively horrified, making distressed Scyther shrieks. Yes, even Green. Sorry, Zack! ]

Someone had better have a good explanation for this.

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[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[Picks up Onixpuff. Looks up at Leon.

Snerks.

Rises to his full height of 5'10".]

It's just this now. [Estimates an inch with his fingers.]

[adamant]

[ He is totally not bothered by this. Not one bit. No, siree, he does not care. At all. See icon. ]

So how old are you, exactly?

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

Twenty-five.

[Should tell you at that age, he can still grow.]

[adamant]

So it's been...what, ten years?

[ SHUT UP OKAY LEON IS TWENTY-SIX IF HOPE CAN STILL GROW, SO CAN HE orz ]

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

More like eleven.

[BUT DON'T GROWTH HORMONES GO INTO MUSCLES?]

[adamant]

Do you still have any of yours? [ Motions to the pokemon. ALSO BITCH YOU DID NOT. ]

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[Shakes his head.]

Just this one. [Holds out a lone Pokéball.

YES I DID. WHAT DO NOW.]

[adamant]

Which one is it?

[ ROID RAGE FOREVER. ]

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

Let's see.

[Opens the ball and... a Swampert immediately latches onto him. LAKJSDHFASLDFA;SDFAJSDF THAT SKIN IS OILY.]

What the--?!

[adamant]

[ SO I HERD U LIEK SWAMPERT MUDKIP, HOPE ]

I don't remember you having one of those.

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[SHUT UP DX]

Neither do I! I was expecting Alexander.

[adamant]

Maybe he got changed. [ Points at the Jigglypuff. ] Like them.

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

I don't know-- none of my old Pokémon were like this.

[adamant]

You mean the-- [ he's just gonna vaguely gesture at how Swampert is CLINGING TO YOU, Hope ]

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[SHAKING. HEAD. WHILE PRYING IT OFF OF HIM.]

Snow was affectionate, but she never clung to me. [It was mostly picking him up like a teddy bear.]

[adamant]

[ Leon is just going to watch you attempt it. And smirk. Payback, bitch. ]

Well, this one really seems to like you, Hope.

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeels it off. He's dealt with velcro children before. He can do this!]

Maybe a little too much-- What are you laughing at?

[adamant]

I'm not laughing. [ Smiiirrrrrk. ]

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

[:|]

Yeah right.

[adamant]

[ Shrug. He's going to turn his attention on Swampert, now. ]

Putting aside the fact that he's not Alexander, what is he?

[eagletalons.livejournal.com]

Looking like something I've seen from home. [Ugh the frog-things.]

Water-type, maybe.