4th roar [video + action for anyone anywhere apparently ]

[adamant]

[ The camera feed opens to reveal...Jigglypuffs.



Yes indeedy, all of Leon's team have been ~*~magically~*~ transformed into Jigglypuffs. The first one opens its mouth, cawing like a Skarmory. The second one rumbles out in an Onix's deep bass. The third just kind of...rolls there, making wet noises. And the fourth looks positively horrified, making distressed Scyther shrieks. Yes, even Green. Sorry, Zack! ]

Someone had better have a good explanation for this.

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[action]

[paladinlost]

From what I can tell, they're multiplying.

[action] this is the best conversation ever

[adamant]

[ He'll just. Pause. For a long time. ]















[ Putting the sandwich back down, now. ]

[action] hell yes it is

[paladinlost]

I meant that I have three copies of the same pile. Not that they are reproducing. ...Probably.

[action] /brofist

[adamant]

[ Teeeeentatively picking up the sandwich aga--WHAT DO YOU MEAN PROBABLY. ]





[ Pause. ]





I'll, uh, take your word for it, then.

[ ...tentative noms. ]

[action] /double brofist

[paladinlost]

People have been showing up everywhere, along with Pokémon none of us had ever heard of. What are self-replicating sandwiches compared to that?

...Besides, they haven't attacked me yet. Therefore, they must not be sentient.

[action] /ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKYYYY

[adamant]

Maybe they just...like you. Because you're a nice guy.


[ He's taking a really big bite out of the sandwich now. BRB KILLING ALL POSSIBILITY OF SENTIENCE OM NOM NOM. ]

[action] /BEYOND THE END OF THE UNIVERSE

[paladinlost]

They might simply be extremely self-sacrificing. Or not sentient.

[action] /OMG SO INTENSE!!!11!!11

[adamant]

Or not sentient. Right.

[ He looks at Cresselia. Just trying to get his mind of sentient sandwiches. ] So, she just...appeared?

[action] /THE WORLD WILL NEVER WITHSTAND IT!!!!!

[paladinlost]

In my bedroom, out of nowhere, right after that flash. I suspect it dragged her here, but I have no idea where she comes from.

[action]

[adamant]

Probably the same thing that happened to my team, then. That flash, and--poof.

[ Tentapuff is waddling into your lap now, Cecil. Hope you don't mind. ]

It's too bad they can't talk, isn't it?

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[paladinlost]

Hopefully we'll find out what caused it.

[Tentapuff gets absentminded scritches behind his very pink ears. And a sandwich.]

That would make everything much more simple.

[action]

[adamant]

I doubt it. We never find out what causes these things. We don't even know how we got here, in the first place.

[ Tentapuff does not have Leon's reservations, and noms that sandwich right up. ]

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[paladinlost]

And this whole world appears to possess no public records, which makes looking for an explanation much harder. If the information even exists, that is.