[Sadly, texting is still beyond Cecil's talents. (Probably by purpose. Definitely by purpose. Herm.) Still, where a lesser man would have laughed or asked questions about said relationship he was not told about, he merely sighs in sympathy.]

I told her that those are private matters, and that she should only ask questions to people she trusts. Perhaps I should have also imparted to her the concept of 'prying too deeply'.